That's intense
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
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she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
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Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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