with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
The air was thick with penises
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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