If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
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I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
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I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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