He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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