I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
You need Xanax blowdarts
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
