bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
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EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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