I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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