I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
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I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
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Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
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