Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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