I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
from now on my penis is your penis
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
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No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
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Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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