btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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