CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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