You really coming over, don't trick.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
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Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
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As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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