what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize