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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.

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  Man I wish I had been there

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  Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song

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• (646): View more from New York

  If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better

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• (716): View more from New York

  I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.

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