no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.