She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Bring me that man meat
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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