Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
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I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
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when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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