Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
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just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
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Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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