i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
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We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
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I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
There's even glitter on my cock...
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