I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
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Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
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How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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