i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Four minutes until I can fart!
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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