Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
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