maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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