is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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