I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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