I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
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Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
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The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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