JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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