Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
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Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
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Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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