I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
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have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
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I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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