She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I wish you could order shots online.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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