im drinking this country out of the recession.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Lo siento on account of my penis...
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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