# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
Randomize