i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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