so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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