I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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