Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
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"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
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It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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