i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Let's paint friendship bongs
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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