I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Randomize
