so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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