who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
soo... how was my night?
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