Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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