i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
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I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
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I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
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