How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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