Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
she smelled like a LAN party
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
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