Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
so that wasnt chicken after all
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
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im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
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In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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