you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
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I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
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I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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