Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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