Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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