look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
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Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
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I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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