I swear she didn't look like that last week.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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