yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
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You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
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I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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