Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
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A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
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I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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