She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
why do cheetos always look like penises
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
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For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
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But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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