The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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