Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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