at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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