soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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