Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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